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  "textContent": "­The reason the big bad hasn't destroyed the world yet is that they keep ordering doomsday devices this way.",
  "title": "everything is the same as usual except you can buy overpriced items from resellers on eBay. there is no advantage to this. you just spent all your money on a sword that is broken bc the seller said it was a ‘rare- vintage sword, good condition considering its age.’ the sword is three years old and extremely common."
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