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  "textContent": "­Humans are actually baby centaurs who never encounter a headless horse.\n\nIt's really quite interesting how they stay in that neonatal state for so long.",
  "title": "Centaurs start life as a humanoid being and a headless horse-like being that then fuse together upon maturity Slowbro-style."
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