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  "textContent": "CHOMP. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MANY DICE I’VE EATEN SINCE I BEGAN TO RP. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY PODCAST. IF THE WORD DIE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE DICE I’M EATING AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. IN YOUR GAME. CHOMP. CHOMP..”",
  "title": "CHOMP. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MANY DICE I’VE EATEN SINCE I BEGAN TO RP. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES…"
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