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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-19T15:41:05.000Z",
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  "textContent": "**Abjuration** : When you suffer wounds, history alters so that you actually suffered that wound 10 years ago, changing your past but making it so it’s fully healed now.\n\n**Conjuration** : Summons another version of yourself who reveals they’re the real you and you’re the version of yourself that they just summoned with this spell.\n\n**Divination** : Make a random guess about the answer to a question you’ve been given. That is now the correct answer, no matter what the answer was before.\n\n**Enchantment** : Self-targeted enchantment spell that alters your goals and motivations so that whatever the people around you are currently doing is what you want them to do.\n\n**Evocation** : Spell that completely destroys the world and then instantly replaces it with a copy that’s completely identical except the target in front of you is on fire.\n\n**Illusion** : Retroactively reveal that anything around you never existed and was an illusion this whole time**.**\n\n**Necromancy** : Spell that inverts the categories of dead and alive, so that the corpse is alive despite being inanimate and rotting while the person is dead despite walking around and complaining about it.\n\n**Transmutation** : Frog prince spell but when they get true love’s kiss they turn into a completely different human from the one they started as.",
  "title": "Needlessly confusing spells by school"
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