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  "textContent": "Look, you can’t expect all quests to be epic.\n\nThe Archmage of the Seven Stars needs a mighty hero to get them a sandwich. Hold the pickles. No, they can’t do it themselves. Do you see a sandwich star? They don’t, and they’d fucking know, wouldn’t they?",
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