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  "textContent": "­Look, the ship needs to be full of scurvy dogs! Have you ever seen a pirate ship full of _healthy_ dogs? That's not scary, that's just adorable.",
  "title": "an old pirate ship that causes everyone who boards it to develop scurvy. apparently the ship somehow drains its passengers of vitamin c for unknown reasons"
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