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  "textContent": "“Drop that zero and get with the hero!” Justin’s rating: I mean, it’s no Ninja Rap… Justin’s review: When you’ve been reviewing cult movies as long as we have, there’s bound to be a few that you know you’ve watched and swear you’ve written up, yet they’ve slipped through the cracks somehow. Cool as Ice, […]",
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