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  "textContent": "If you're a normal person just looking for a fun weekend with your family, I promise you'll find plenty of that at the next Indy 500.",
  "title": "The Indy 500 Was Way Less Wild Than 'More Than 350,000' Racegoers Would Have You Believe"
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