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  "path": "/opinion/2026/05/on-trump-the-umps-and-a-not-so-fond-farewell-ted-diadiun.html",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-31T09:54:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Not that the White House lawn has historically been the picture of decorum. Andrew Jackson’s inaugural party in 1829 turned into a drunken bacchanal and Woodrow Wilson installed a herd of sheep during World War I. Even so, I think my wife and I will skip President Trump's Mixed Martial Arts bouts on the lawn June 14, writes Ted Diadiun in his column today.",
  "title": "Ted Diadiun on Trump, the umps and Stephen Colbert"
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