{
  "$type": "site.standard.document",
  "bskyPostRef": {
    "cid": "bafyreif7e4asrpshf33cqdmdh6s4odkgffucj4qlyznthz2h6a2sshzivi",
    "uri": "at://did:plc:tr4cib3u27qz5ltiassjlr7b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi353t3sfap2"
  },
  "coverImage": {
    "$type": "blob",
    "ref": {
      "$link": "bafkreidgdv5mobrzwlvfo4jyxgkqtplsenyippgyfw36wthx6lpvsd5wea"
    },
    "mimeType": "image/jpeg",
    "size": 176934
  },
  "path": "/community/2026/03/drop-the-machete-and-step-away-from-your-girlfriends-dog-sir-pepper-pike-police-blotter.html",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-27T21:52:37.000Z",
  "site": "https://www.cleveland.com",
  "textContent": "Police believe alcohol may have been a factor.",
  "title": "Drop the machete and step away from your girlfriend’s dog, sir: Pepper Pike Police Blotter"
}