I've tested 100+ sex toys. Here are the 15 most mind-blowing toys I've ever owned.

Your nightstand called — it wants an upgrade.

My first sex toy ever was a cheap and super sketch dual-ended jelly dildo from Amazon (which, disturbingly, is still sold there today). To make matters worse, I had it shipped to my college mailroom, and it arrived in a package that literally looked like a shrink-wrapped sausage. I was …