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  "description": "I just received a tube through the post at work from a company called Radford Wallis. Thing is I don't recall having ever dealt with them so my suspicions were aroused.",
  "path": "/short-articles/2004-12-23-radford-wallis-pedicure/",
  "publishedAt": "2004-12-23T00:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "at://did:plc:tki7vwlanxbwrz2er67eaeqa/site.standard.publication/3mp4h4md7zv2y",
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    "Life"
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  "textContent": "I just received a tube through the post at work from a company called Radford Wallis. Thing is I don't recall having ever dealt with them so my suspicions were aroused. Maybe I got on a list from a previous company who had pitched to me. The label declares \"Stocking fillers from Radford Wallis\" so I gingerly opened up the tube wondering if a bottle of bubbly was contained with and no - it was a poster.   \nOf their feet.   \nTheir feet - not nice models feet but the lower portion of five peoples legs and feet. And they have signed it, in silver. These are not pretty legs or feet either and they put me right off my lunch, nearly.\n\nWell it made an impact with me and I won't forget it - which I assume was the point. All the same though - \"eeeugh!\"\n\n  \n  \n\n  *",
  "title": "Radford Wallis pedicure"
}