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  "canonicalUrl": "https://www.simoncox.com/short-articles/2003-05-07-microsoft-plans-toilets-with-web-access/",
  "description": "This is a description of my new short.",
  "path": "/short-articles/2003-05-07-microsoft-plans-toilets-with-web-access/",
  "publishedAt": "2003-05-07T00:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "at://did:plc:tki7vwlanxbwrz2er67eaeqa/site.standard.publication/3mp4h4md7zv2y",
  "tags": [
    "Web",
    "Humour"
  ],
  "textContent": "\"Now on the way: \"Surfing on the loo\" with Internet access at portable toilets.\n\nThe iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft Corp. in Britain is a standard portable toilet -- a \"loo\" to the English -- with a wireless keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat.\n\nThere would also be a \"Hotmail station\" with waterproof keyboard and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line.\n\nMSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried. \" Salon.com\n\nThey could try some Microsoft urls then! I love this story - especially as I have been known to surf whilst having a number 2 at home - thanks to our WiFi - very upsetting for friends when they are on Messenger and realise I'm in the small room!\n\nfrom Salon.com Technology | Microsoft plans toilets with Web access - (no archived page)",
  "title": "Microsoft plans toilets with Web access"
}