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  "description": "Local headlines sometimes just unintentionally make you laugh! Spotted on the Croydon Advertiser web site - Yobs set ferret alight.",
  "path": "/short-articles/2003-06-16-yobs-set-ferret-alight/",
  "publishedAt": "2003-06-16T00:00:00.000Z",
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  "tags": [
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  "textContent": "Local headlines sometimes just unintentionally make you laugh! Naturally I feel sorry for the ferret in the story. Spotted on the Croydon Advertiser web site: ic Croydon - Yobs set ferret alight",
  "title": "Yobs set ferret alight"
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