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  "textContent": "---\narchive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about\n← previous| June 3rd, 2026| next\n---|---|---\n**June 3rd, 2026:** This weekend I won some items in a Star Trek auction of Strange New Worlds items and if you're ever wondering where Lieutenant Erica Ortegas' backup beanbag chair lives now, it's in MY house :0– Ryan",
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