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  "textContent": "| archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about\n---\n← previous| March 6th, 2026| next\n---|---|---\n**March 6th, 2026:** Last night I had chicken wings for dinner! Just wings - not even a vegetable! Not even a carrot stick or piece of celery, AND I'M STILL HERE (and a little hungry, it wasn't very many wings and I should eat better, but it was a sometimes treat.)– Ryan",
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