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  "description": "AND THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER EVER TOUCH ANY, ANY PART OF THE WALK OF FAME. Visceral, gross, drenched in nudity and vile body horror. I was nauseas after watching this, even as it descended to the utter, deranged absurdity of the ending. I'll also note that in my 2 years living blocks from the walk of fame I never once saw anyone cleaning it. Not. Once. That might be the least realistic part of this whole affair. Demi Moore is fantastic, Margaret Qualley is similarly skilled and altogether insufferable as Sue. Dennis Quaid made me never want to eat shellfish again. Anyone vain enough to risk everything by injecting a green substance available from a phone number and retrieved from a polished vault hidden in a back alley is absolutely going to spiral and abuse the situation. You're that invested in and desperate to preserve your appearance, you will absolutely spiral. So yeah, don't do that. No mystery injections, no supplements from radio hosts. I dunno if it'll spiral like this, but you can't rule it out.",
  "path": "/watching/movies/the-substance-2024",
  "publishedAt": "2025-01-27T15:00:00Z",
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  "tags": [
    "horror"
  ],
  "title": "The Substance"
}