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  "description": "🌲🦌👐🏻🏚️🩸 And this is why I don't like hiking. I appreciate nature, I like the abstract concept of nature but I don't want to go commune with it. You've got a map, a compass and more dead friends. You wander into a cabin only to realize Narnia is actually hell and Mr. Tumnus is not your friend. This movie permanently changed my relationship with Christmas tree ornaments. Don't go to the liquor store, don't fly to Scandinavia to go hiking and good lord Dom is unbearable. And — see — the horror ends when you get the hell out of the woods and see a freeway again.",
  "path": "/watching/movies/the-ritual-2017",
  "publishedAt": "2025-03-24T00:00:00Z",
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  "tags": [
    "mystery",
    "thriller",
    "horror"
  ],
  "title": "The Ritual"
}