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  "description": "🦈🩸🚤📹📼 Hey baby, jump over here When you do the ooby dooby I got to be there I always shudder before I watch something from Shudder. But this was entertaining. Beautiful scenery, a nicely placed Point Break quote and a solid cast (I'm nearly done with Yellowstone and did not place Hassie Harrison as Laramie when she appeared in this — damn barrel racers). I recognized Josh Heuston, but I didn't realize it was from his turn as the failson on Dune: Prophecy . The serial killer does a weird dance number (good job there Jai Courtney), has an old direct to VHS camcorder instead of a dog named Precious and vegemite on white bread instead of lotion. What's scarier than a man with an unhealthy fixation on sharks and that also sings the baby shark song? Blood is spilled, limbs are lost and bad times are had at sea. This did nothing to make me less interested in visiting Australia.",
  "path": "/watching/movies/dangerous-animals-2025",
  "publishedAt": "2025-07-28T14:30:00Z",
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  "tags": [
    "thriller",
    "horror"
  ],
  "title": "Dangerous Animals"
}