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  "path": "/2026/03/there-has-already-been-bear-movie.html",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-31T00:15:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://40yrs.blogspot.com",
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  "textContent": "And now we have to deal with cocaine sharks.\n\nI hate remakes.\n\n> The expression “coked to the gills” has never been more apt.\n>\n> Scientists from Brazil have discovered that sharks swimming in the Bahamas are testing positive for a potpourri of substances, ranging from caffeine to cocaine and painkillers — as if they, too, are ready for a party in an island paradise.\n>\n> The implications of the findings, detailed in a study in the journal _Environmental Pollution_ , make for quite the comedown. That the substances are turning up in detectable quantities in sharks points to an “urgent need to address marine pollution in ecosystems often perceived as pristine,” the authors warned in the study, with divers in the area being the most likely culprit.\n\nThe first urgent need is to keep cocaine sharks from completely losing their sh%$.\n\nIt will make  _Sharknado_ look like a trip to the kiddie pool.",
  "title": "There Has Already Been the Bear Movie",
  "updatedAt": "2026-03-31T05:30:33.436Z"
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