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    "March 17, 2026",
    "What Did The Migrating Bigfoot Family Know About This Ohio Meteor Explosion?",
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  "textContent": "> One of our employees, Jared Rackley, caught this morning's meteor on camera from the Pittsburgh area. pic.twitter.com/2LdqOpChti\n>\n> — NWS Pittsburgh (@NWSPittsburgh) March 17, 2026\n\n\n_The meteor thing is real_\n\nSo I'm googling a news story about a defamation trial, and in the side bar I see the headline, \"What Did The Migrating Bigfoot Family Know About This Ohio Meteor Explosion?\" (Alternate link here)\n\nAs God as my witness, I am not making this up.\n\nIt appears that someone at  _Defector_ found the juxtaposition of a report from the Bigfoot Society (yes, they really exist) of a mass Bigfoot migration observed in Ohio, with the actual large meteor observed over northeastern Ohio.\n\nMy guess is that a third item was juxtaposed to create this article, an ** _EPIC_** amount of weed or some other intoxicant.",
  "title": "Today in Whiskey Tango Foxtrot",
  "updatedAt": "2026-03-19T03:05:48.326Z"
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