Haaland Brought The Birkins And Norway Brought The Viking Row
DMARGE [Unofficial]
July 2, 2026
Footballers used to arrive at tournaments with headphones, a wash bag and the same nervous airport tracksuit as everyone else. Erling Haaland appears to have packed an Hermès archive instead. Norway’s striker is already hard to miss at six-foot-five, scoring goals like it bores him slightly, looking like someone designed him after watching too much […]
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