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  "textContent": "Yes, this is fluff. Yes, this is also serious. No, this is not something any one of us wanted to know. But it is true, or seems to be. Lots of people have tattoos, after all. But the only person further away from a tattoo than Mike Johnson is Trump. Why? Thanks to Raw Story: […]\n\nThe post Mikey Wants To Get A Tattoo! appeared first on PolitiZoom.",
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