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  "textContent": "And boy, does she. Apparently, her brains are now leaking out of her body because of what she said, yikes! ‘There’s many a slip ‘twixt cup and lip’, because her cup was splashed on the floor before it got to her lips. She said something that confirmed what we’ve been thinking, and it is ugly. […]\n\nThe post Gnome Noem Torches Herself In A Press Conference appeared first on PolitiZoom.",
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