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  "textContent": "Abraham Lincoln used to split rails. He was good at it, legend tells. And the moral of the story is that if you’re good at small things, and you do them diligently, you can then be good at great things. Step into a magical machine and go to a world where Pam Bondi is attempting […]\n\nThe post Heaven Help Us If Pam Bondi Was A Waitress. Take A Look appeared first on PolitiZoom.",
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