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  "title": "BMW, check. Road rage, check. Two pounds of cocaine, check. Half-pound fentanyl, check, quarter-pound crack cocaine, check. Matching backpacks with hundred-dollar bill design, check. Ran from police, check. Crashed car, check. Well, that's the list [Dumbass]"
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