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  "title": "Cop: \"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?\" Driver: \"Cuz I'm transporting $120,000 worth of narcotics and I've got 'MORON' tattooed on my forehead?\" Cop: \"Bingo, Einstein. Step out of the vehicle\" [Dumbass]"
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