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"textContent": "Undead pub rocker ED VON SATÁN is drafted to headline THE HARVEST, a music festival run by self-help cult THE ARCADIA TRUST.\nTeaming up with riot girl band BABALÖN, Ed hits the road with a career resurrection in mind.\nAs the crew's shambolic westward quest approaches the gig, myriad malevolent forces gather to bring about the advent of a new Australian Utopia...\nHOME BREWED, VAMPIRE BULLETS - THE NOVEL collects the trilogy of novellas (4.94 stars on Good Reads) and features a unique QR-code driven soundtrack by that prince of the patch cable, Seattle-based synth wizard Half Majesty.\n\n⚡ Print and Kindle\n⚡ Apple Books\n⚡ Google Play\n⚡ Get the score at Bandcamp, or sample it below. \n⚡ Review it at Good Reads.\n⚡ Read the Nightmare Fuel Magazine interview here.\n\n“Drags us into the uncanny vortex of the terminally online, overloading our smooth brains with homicidal gore, suburban perversities, and socio-political absurdity. He holds us captive like the best of barstool storytellers, pushing our faces down in the oozing muck of our new reality. Black Pills is my favorite dystopic action-packed B-movie that's never been put to film...yet” – Jillian Luft, Scumbag Summer\n\n⚡️\n\n”A book U kan open up to any page and it POPS and FUCKS UP ya Sensibilities and Expectations” - Duvay Knox, The Pussy Detective \n\n⚡️\n\n“Grotty, grimy larrikin smut – a rollicking outback word tsunami” - Dr Lara Cain Gray, Library For All\n\n⚡️\n\n“If Hunter S Thompson was dragged screaming from the corpse-pouch of marsupial roadkill, he’d write like this” - J. Ashley-Smith, Shirley Jackson Award-winning author of Ariadne, I Love You & The Attic Tragedy
\n\n⚡️\n\n“If you want to show reluctant readers that sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll sometimes come in prose form... show them this book” – Michael Botur, Glass Barbie\n\n⚡️\n\n“Brilliant - reminds me of Richard Allen fuelled mayhem, Stewart Home and Deadline!” - Jenny Valentish, Everything Harder Than Everyone Else\n\n⚡️\n\n“Garth’s writing is like Bret Easton Ellis, Nikki Sixx and David Lee Roth had a literary baby” Sebastian Vice, Outcast Press \n\n⚡️\n\n“There is nothing like Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets. It’s new, weird and out-there,
and that makes it too good not to get into” - Richard Cooke, Tired of Winning: A Chronicle of American Decline\n\n⚡️\n\n“Satirical, violent, low-brow... Basically, it's loaded with the good stuff” - Zachary Ashford, Polyphemus\n\n⚡️\n\n“Fucking great stuff – relentlessly funny and inventive. I was pissing myself!”
- Tony Martin, Deadly Kerfuffle\n\n\n☆☆☆☆☆ “Gonzo meets Grunge=GRONZO is this new form dat GARTH JONES has laid out. Debauchery and Demonic Entities reminds me if STANLEY KUBRICK had flipped his moovie EYES WIDE SHUT on its head and wrote THIS joint. Loved the Aussie SLANG and how Garth SLUNG werds round on the page so u was constantly off guard wit wut SICKNESS was cumming next. This book in many ways is social commentary on the world of ENTERTAINMENT & HOLLYWOOD in general. In shawt: peeps are willing to do ANYTHANG for 15 minutes of FAME FUCKERY. Even if it means KONTROLLING and DEMOLISHING a whole crowd of folks. The book format is decidely non-linear (and dats a GOOD thang). Especially, if U R tired of reading da same old formatted shit. U kinda hafta 2 B TAPPED into da ZEITGEIST of pop kulture to undastand SUM thangs. Butt dats good. WAKE YA ASS UP and kno wuts going on round ya!! GARTH delivers. Im glad he wrote this. Cuz its a book U kan open up to any page and it POPS and FUCKS UP ya Sensibilities and Expectations. Git to kno Garth cuz I think HIS is da VOICE of a new kinda Writing.”\n\nRead Duvay.\n\nThe socials videos"
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