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  "publishedAt": "2003-12-06T02:22:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "BBC NEWS | UK | Woman jailed for burger attack: \"A Texas woman who ran over a McDonald's manager after not getting mayonnaise on her cheeseburger has been sentenced to 10 years in jail by a court in Houston.\"",
  "title": "Only in America!"
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