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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-27T19:10:05.000Z",
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  "textContent": "With Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, and C+C Music Factory on the bill, America’s 250th birthday sounds like Trump’s appeal in miniature: a country looking backward and calling nostalgia renewal.",
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