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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-05T21:26:05.000Z",
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  "textContent": "submitted by varden to programmerhumor\n401 points | 39 comments\n\n\napparently google has been putting their software in everything including the kitchen sink since 1798??\n\nread for yourself if you don’t believe me - source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel\n\nthe source is a little known but nifty website that desperately needs funding so if you go there you should give them like a dollar or whatever your local equivalent is, like one peso or a bitcoin or what have you\n\napologies for the english I am an american",
  "title": "why does my knife need a web browser smh"
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