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  "path": "/2026/03/31/dbrand-really-wants-you-to-touch-grass-again-this-year/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-04-01T04:00:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "The age of terrible tech April Fool’s jokes has all but ended, and while Dbrand has had a few stinkers, the “Touch Grass” skins are one of the few decent things to come out of this lame phenomenon.\n\nmore…",
  "title": "Dbrand really wants you to ‘Touch Grass’ again this year"
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