Aperture Science Reveals It’s Safe To Fuck Through the Holes Made With Your Portal Gun if You’re Into That
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May 4, 2026
MUNISING, Mich. – Physicists at Aperture Science have revealed that it’s perfectly safe for people to engage in sexual activity through the... Read the full masterpiece
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