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  "description": "There’s that story again. The same one we were talking about the other day. Remember?\n\nThe one that had you tapping on the glass like it was a tambourine and the jokes you made regarding the weather and drug addicts and homeless people.\n\nDid they know how to swim because the rain was coming down in buckets, so there was nothing to hold-out to fill with handouts?\n\nYou laughed over that. Saw it on The News.\n\nNot The News but someone talking about The News after The News.\n\nAnd didn’t see it. Heard ",
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  "publishedAt": "2025-09-26T15:21:34.000Z",
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  "textContent": "There’s that story again. The same one we were talking about the other day. Remember?\n\nThe one that had you tapping on the glass like it was a tambourine and the jokes you made regarding the weather and drug addicts and homeless people.\n\nDid they know how to swim because the rain was coming down in buckets, so there was nothing to hold-out to fill with handouts?\n\nYou laughed over that. Saw it on The News.\n\nNot The News but someone talking about The News after The News.\n\nAnd didn’t see it. Heard it. On a podcast.\n\nA podcast on political values and how the world is going to shit and how it’s not even safe to drive your car out of the supermarket parking lot without someone in a face mask holding out a bucket made in China for you to throw in a George, or an Abe, or a Hello! Made His Week Hamilton.\n\nMaybe he ought to start a patriotic bucket factory, The Fuck It Make a Buck Make a Bucket Factory.\n\nAssembly line workers in Spangled Red, White, and Blue uniforms. Clean Diesel pumping through the air. Double Minimum wage for all!\n\nLocal buckets are twice as much now and that times three. But we all have jobs, mostly. And overpriced buckets with nothing but stuff and junk and extra to put in The Made with Pride Right Here in the USA Empty Containers.\n\nEnough room for a small trash can for the backseat floor. Something to toss your face mask into on your way home from the supermarket.\n\nNo longer buckets for uncomfortable stop lights. Buckets are too expensive for a hobo to steal. Besides, a hobo's bucket is not a safe bucket when it’s an expensive one.\n\nNot a long for life hobo that peddles at a stop light full of hungry shoppers looking for somewhere safe to dispose of their disposable masks with a too expensive Made with Pride Right Here in the USA Empty Bucket.\n\nMaybe a straight from the bank drive up I-pay QR SKU NFC scanner for bucket-less street corner hobos.\n\nNo one carries loose change these days.\n\nGeorge and Abe and Hello Hamiltons are too dirty and too maybe infected.\n\nToss them in the can on the backseat floor with the used masks.\n\nCash is King, after all.\n\n~ Wynn ~",
  "title": "Hello, Hamilton!",
  "updatedAt": "2026-04-23T23:15:12.057Z"
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