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  "textContent": "King Charles just got crapped on in Northern Ireland ... a seagull welcomed him to a seaside town with a fresh load of poop falling from the sky. The monarch was visiting Newcastle on Wednesday when a gull soaring overhead took a deuce that fell to…",
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