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  "description": "White House says incident reflects ‘evolving interpretation of peace’",
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    "Donald Trump",
    "_Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen_",
    "shared anger at the United States.",
    "_purely of peace_",
    "distracting from the Epstein files.",
    "Add it to the list",
    "_do not retaliate_",
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    "CENTCOM Commander can’t believe it’s not his problem for onceGeneral Joseph Votel, head of Central Command (CENTCOM), was reportedly “stunned” and “more than a little relieved” when the attempted coup in Turkey on Friday happened outside of his Area of Responsibility.Duffel BlogDuffel Blog Staff"
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  "textContent": "DAVOS, Switzerland — President Donald Trump on Wednesday used his recently-acquired Nobel Peace Prize to bludgeon the prime minister of Denmark to death, sources confirmed today.\n\nThe killing occurred during a highly contentious meeting over the fate of Greenland between dozens of world leaders at the World Economic Forum in Davos, where the 79-year-old president reportedly lunged at _Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen_ and struck her repeatedly with a framed Peace Prize Trump had received earlier as a gift from Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado.\n\n“I’m getting Greenland, one way or the other,” Trump said while delivering sustained and methodical blows, bloodying the award typically granted “to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations” over the past year. Indeed, Trump has worked tirelessly since his inauguration to bring much of the world together by uniting them in shared anger at the United States.\n\n“I’m done thinking _purely of peace_,” Trump added, momentarily pausing to wipe blood from the frame with his tie and checking his reflection in the shattered glass before continuing.\n\nThe unprecedented murder of a world leader at the hands of another followed weeks of Trump threatening to use military force to take “complete and total control of Greenland.” According to White House sources, the president views ownership of the island as strategically essential, aesthetically pleasing, and extremely helpful in distracting from the Epstein files.\n\n\"See? I promised I wouldn't use military force,\" Trump said as he caught his breath. \"Tell Rubio that I just stopped another war. Add it to the list.\"\n\nIn the immediate aftermath, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urged stunned European leaders to remain calm.\n\n“Sit back, take a deep breath, do not retaliate, _do not retaliate_,” Bessent said, while aides quietly removed shards of glass and wood fragments from the floor.\n\nLeave a comment\n\n🖊️\n\n _****Paul Sharpe****_ __is also done thinking purely of peace.__\n\nW.E. Linde contributed reporting.\n\nSaudi crown prince gifts Trump solid gold bone sawKingdom’s sharp diplomatic gesture cuts through red tape and fleshDuffel BlogW.E. LindePentagon to prioritize EUCOM, INDOPACOM, AFRICOM, CENTCOM, SOUTHCOM, NORTHCOMDoD pledges undivided attention to all six commands at once using math, magic, and PowerPointDuffel BlogDuffel Blog StaffTrump gets Greenland in blockbuster three-way trade with SpainTrade deadline shocker shakes up NATO division standingsDuffel BlogGrumpyTop 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein filesWhite House sources say ‘bombing foreigners’ remains preferred transparency substituteDuffel BlogKay Too Ess OhhhhhCENTCOM Commander can’t believe it’s not his problem for onceGeneral Joseph Votel, head of Central Command (CENTCOM), was reportedly “stunned” and “more than a little relieved” when the attempted coup in Turkey on Friday happened outside of his Area of Responsibility.Duffel BlogDuffel Blog Staff",
  "title": "Trump beats Danish prime minister to death with Nobel peace prize",
  "updatedAt": "2026-02-22T19:08:04.408Z"
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