Living off the fat o' the LAN

I think gardening is a wonderful concept and I have a lot of admiration for people who are into that but I personally don't like all the bugs and dirt and stuff.

I feel this way with a lot of outdoorsy stuff. I love the outdoor aesthetic, living off the grid, camping, and self-sufficiency, but I'm too entrenched in my current cozy sequestered hermit digital lifestyle to enjoy something like that.