top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:
SztupY [Unofficial]
April 21, 2026
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>>>> top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:
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>>>> paramedic: hi, I’m Allan
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>>>> me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay
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>>>> Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself
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>>> Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how’s that feeling now
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>>> me: well my feet are still freezing but it’s okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first
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>>> Allan: how many times has this happened to you
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>> noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction
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> “This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition.”
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