Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

hexbugswallower: > hexbugswallower: > >> Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer > > * Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis > * Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you’ve spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress > * Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they’re an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings > * Luckily, you’ve been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss > * Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher >