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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-27T08:51:50.000Z",
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  "textContent": "supreme-leader-stoat:\n\n> dragon-in-a-fez:\n>\n>> dragon-in-a-fez:\n>>\n>>> dragon-in-a-fez:\n>>>\n>>>> top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:\n>>>>\n>>>> paramedic: hi, I’m Allan\n>>>>\n>>>> me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay\n>>>>\n>>>> Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself\n>>>\n>>> Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how’s that feeling now\n>>>\n>>> me: well my feet are still freezing but it’s okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first\n>>>\n>>> Allan: how many times has this happened to you\n>>\n>> noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction\n>\n> “This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition.”",
  "title": "top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:"
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