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  "textContent": "the-leftist-hook:\n\n> dungeonmastersconsortium:\n>\n>> “I don’t have a choice, I’m just following orders”\n>>\n>> Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?\n>\n> I was gonna go to war, but then I got high.",
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