Today our beloved Mount Doom erupted with before unseen ferocity. Eruptions are a natural process…

saurons-pr-department: > Today our beloved Mount Doom erupted with before unseen ferocity. Eruptions are a natural process that show the health of our most iconic landmark. However, on this occasion, the force of the erruption has resulted in structural damage to our equally iconic Lugbúrz as well as the formation of a sinkhole outside our gates. > > For your own safety you are asked to remain inside Mordor. Anyone leaving will be killed. By the sinkhole. It’s very deep. > > It’s unfortunate that so many of our people just happened to be outside the gate at the time the sinkhole formed. Our untouchable King and God Tar-Mairon has expressed his sorrow at the incident. He would like to assure you all that there is nothing to worry about. > > There are no problems in Mordor. > > We will rebuild.