{
  "$type": "site.standard.document",
  "bskyPostRef": {
    "cid": "bafyreidn42tlayp2abw7qctrjxwk2c6t5wnwwztbqktxjavfz4bnttco3a",
    "uri": "at://did:plc:npppinc2x6on5fmrcemn2p5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgn35awpkgv2"
  },
  "path": "/post/810617614640578560",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-09T14:06:39.000Z",
  "site": "https://tumblr.sztupy.hu",
  "tags": [
    "greenteaforbreakfast",
    "shiny-rhydon",
    "raylangivins"
  ],
  "textContent": "greenteaforbreakfast:\n\n> shiny-rhydon:\n>\n>> raylangivins:\n>>\n>>> my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd\n>>>\n>>> Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.\n>>>\n>>> 1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes\n>>>\n>>> my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us\n>>\n>> yeah sure i’ll reblog that\n>\n> 10/10 poszt",
  "title": "my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out…"
}