I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright…

dogsuffrage: > dogsuffrage: > >> I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not. > > 1K?! Just 1K?! Why don’t you believe in me.