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docd666: > alanaisalive: > >> throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight: >> >>> iguanamouth: >>> >>>> alanaisalive: >>>> >>>>> The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears. >>>>> >>>>> Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange. >>>>> >>>>> So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear. >>>>> >>>>> Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear. >>>> >>>> oh shit >> >> As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster. > > Y'all know what to do Tumblr.