What's The Funniest AI Description You've Ever Gotten?

First, this is meant to be a light-hearted thread. I don't want to start a debate on the merits of AI descriptions. That being said, when the stakes are low, inaccurate descriptions can be hilarious. Here are a few of mine: "A blurry image of a blurry image": Actually just the welcome screen for the Walmart app. "A smiling blonde haired blonde haired blonde haired blonde haired person smiling and posing for a photo": Really a GIF containing exactly one man. "A cat sitting on a plate": Really a dog sitting on a baseball field. What are some of yours?