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  "path": "/2026/05/fanfiction-scouted-youre-gonna-eat-that.html",
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  "textContent": "**[Comedy]**\n\n\n\n\n**Author:** TaquitosDT\n\n\n\n\n> **Description:** Celestia craves the forbidden cake. Celestia asks for the forbidden cake. Anon won’t share his cake. Celestia begs for the forbidden cake. Anon remains unbreakable.\n>\n>  She still eats the cake tho.\n\n\nYou're gonna eat that? \n\n\n* * *\n\nFollow Sethisto on Twitter and Bluesky!",
  "title": "Fanfiction (Scouted): You're gonna eat that?",
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