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  "textContent": "**[Comedy]****[Random]**\n\n\n\n\n**Author:** BushMonkey\n\n\n\n\n> **Description:** Turns out unicorns never existed... Ever.\n>\n>  Not related to With a Twist. A short story written in one sitting because I had a dumb idea that didn't fit with my other dumb ideas. Cover art made by me.\n\n\nUnicorns Don't Exist\n\n\n* * *\n\nFollow Sethisto on Twitter and Bluesky!",
  "title": "Fanfiction (Scouted): Unicorns Don't Exist",
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