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  "textContent": "**So, according to Trump and MAGA**\n\n**we can solve problems with simple**\n\n**semantics. Poverty is solved by calling it**\n\n**\"unfunded desires\", right?! We're idiots eh? Lol.**\n\n\n\n",
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