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  "textContent": "HIT THE ROAD TRUMP\n\nAND DON'T YOU COME BACK\n\nNO MORE\n\nNO MORE\n\nNO MORE\n\nNO MORE\n\nHIT THE ROAD TRUMP\n\nAND DON'T YOU COME BACK\n\nNO MORE!\n\n\\\n\nHEY MAGA, DON'T TREAT ME THIS WAY\n\nI ONLY LIE TO GET YOU YOUR WAY!\n\n\n\n\nHIT THE ROAD, TRUMP\n\nAND DON'T YOU COME BACK\n\nNO MORE...\n\n\n\n\nWHAT YOU SAY?\n\nHIT THE ROAD TRUMP AND DON'T YOU\n\nCOME BACK NO MORE!!!\n\nHEY HEY HEY\n\nHIT THE ROAD TRUMP AND DON'T YOU\n\nCOME BACK NO MORE!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n",
  "title": "Trump INSTANTLY BLINKS as Iran THREATENS HIM in WAR!!!",
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